I fucking hate dragging through a bajillion tags so I made #wrap, an extension to let tags wrap around to new lines!
If our collected effort can get someone a fluffy chicken, we’ve got to be able to manage this.
I entered this awesome contest to travel the world and win $50,000. I want to got to places like China, Brazil, Australia and Russia, and I want to meet my subscribers everywhere I go and hang out with them. I’ll be all, “Hey, you want to show me around?” and they’ll be all “Hell yes,” and then we’ll party harder than anyone ever.
Thing is, I’m not in the Top 5 anymore and can’t be a finalist unless I get back up in there. I’m about 5,000 votes off. Help a girl out and vote!
You’re all fabulous and I love you.
You can vote once per social media account by using the buttons on the right side of the page. That’s 5 votes a person! We can totally rock this! There are bunches of us on here! If you’ve already voted, ask your friends or mom or dog or dinosaur or teacher and I will personally send you a thank you with a giant smiley face. No lie.
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
»no thanks« by e.e. cummings (+)
shape poem in the form of a funeral urn dedicated to 14 publishers who rejected his book.
A lot of amazingly interesting things have been said in the less-than-24-hours since I uploaded my most recent video. I’ve heard a lot of excitement and seen a lot of problems outlined and solutions suggested.
I’m excited to go into more detail about all of that soon, but first, one of the most common things I heard was “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!” particularly with regards to The Brain Scoop. So I just made a very simple site to allow you to support The Brain Scoop if you want to. You can sign up for a one-time gift, or a recurring donation, and all of the money will go to support the show and its creators.
I decided to use WePay for this because i want to try out WePay’s system vs. PayPal’s, because PayPal has caused problems for a lot of people. You’ll need a credit card to give (sorry.)
Obviously this is not a permanent page, so if you’re seeing this at some point in the future and this page doesn’t exist anymore, that’s why.
I want to keep scooping brains - it’s worthwhile and educational whether or not YouTube agrees. I know you’ve all given so much already in terms of your commitment and time, so thank you for helping us out!
- Dan Rezler
Story War is now live on Kickstarter!
Man, you guys! We’ve been making this game since last summer and we’re so excited that it’s finally ready to print! All we need now is you, the player, to actually buy the game.
What is Story War?
It’s a storytelling party game for 3 to 8 players. There’s no numbers or stats or complex rules - each card is simply a name, illustration, and description of a Warrior, Battlefield or Item. It’s up to the players to determine what each character does, and how their Warrior would beat their opponent’s Warriors.
Players start each battle by selecting Warriors that they think would have a tactical advantage in a randomly drawn Battlefield, and then an organic story evolves from the conflict. It’s not about “who would win in a fight” so much as it’s about how they’d win in a fight. Players control their Warriors by describing what they’d do out loud in an open discussion.
One player is always acting as an impartial judge that changes after every battle. If a player claims their character is too powerful (for example, claiming a Wizard could pull the moon out of the sky) their opponent can “challenge” that claim and the judge can decide whether or not to allow it - think about how objections work in the courtroom. Challenges are rarely invoked, but the existence of the rule keeps everybody’s narrative grounded.
Battles generally start with a scrimmage to control the Battlefield, then once someone has the high ground they’ll go in for a direct attack, then usually Item cards are introduced and add more complexity to the battle. In large team games, Warriors are often matched up one by one and each team gradually whittles each other down. The cards are only a starting point - where the battle ends up depends on the story lines the players try to weave.
The best part of Story War is being backed into a corner and having to use ridiculous cartoon logic or a reference to Harry Potter or Pokemon to get yourself out of a jam. “A Blob can’t eat a Skeleton - bones are what amorphous blobs SPIT OUT when they eat something!” “In Harry Potter the Basilisk’s fangs could bite through curses!” “You can’t punch a bird - flying types resist fighting attacks in Pokemon!” As long as the judge accepts your rationale, it’s fair game!
Who is Story War for?
Everybody! We went out of our way to make Story War as inclusive as possible. We playtested it with a diverse mix of ages, genders, and skill level and we’ve yet to see a single person not have fun with the game. It’s a great way for adults and children to connect on a creative level! We’ve also seen it unlock hidden potential in “non-gamers” - suddenly their storytelling powers come to life and they blow everyone else out of the water!
Big games of Story War are played in teams, and we’ve found that the team-based gameplay makes it easier for newcomers. Because you’re never having to battle against a power player alone, you can contribute as much or as little to the game as you want. It’s a game where everybody involved is going to have a good time no matter what!
Everybody who participates in a game of Story War will walk away from it with memorable stories that can just remain a special experience shared between them and their friends, or it can even serve as inspiration for their own creative endeavors.
Whoa cool, how can I get Story War?
If you go to our Kickstarter page you’ll be able to back the project and get a copy of the game. For $10 you can get a print-and-play copy, for $25 we will ship you a physical copy of the Story War cards, and for $40 you can get the game plus the expansion that we’ll be developing with creative input from our backers!
If you back at the $60 tier (or $50 after the fan art/fic discount, see below) you can get the Deluxe edition, which contains: A comic book featuring various interpretations of the characters, blank cards that you can draw on yourself, and limited edition cards based on Grumpy Cat, Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat, Scumbag Hat and Cyberspace:
And if you can pledge anything above $100, we will draw custom artwork based on you, your favorite things, or your original characters and print a one of a kind card just for you! There’s a lot of really cool reward tiers, be sure to check them all out!
Story War is already finished, our Kickstarter is just to get enough preorders to print the game in bulk, which is about 90% cheaper than doing print-on-demand. Profits will be funneled back into making our first expansion more awesome. Our funding goal to print the game is only $20,000 - but if we reach our $100,000 stretch goal, we’ll be building out a free online multiplayer version of Story War so you can tell cool stories with your e-friends! Check out the Kickstarter page for more details!
What else can I do to help make Story War happen?
Oh wow it’s so sweet of you to ask that!
A bunch of people have decided to help us out by making fan art and fan fiction, which they’ve put in the #Story War tag! If you post original fan art or fan fiction in the #Story War tag, email your post’s URL to Fan@CantripGames.com and we’ll send you a SECRET CODE that you can use to get $10 off the Deluxe edition of Story War!
The single most helpful thing you can do is reblog this post to get the word out about the Story War Kickstarter! Lets do this!
if you haven’t heard yet, this is happening! it’s real! it’s a real thing.
If ONE more person pledges at $20 then we hit HALFWAY FUNDED!
I was inspired by the Carnegie Hall Live stream, so I drew this.